Sheep are not the docile, pleasant creatures of the pastoral idyll. Any countryman will tell you that. They are sly, occasionally vicious, pathologically stupid.
-- Joanne Harris, Chocolat

For some reason, I find this quote highly amusing. Argh, I just can't get myself to concentrate on bio:(. I hate advisory emails.

This is pretty funny too.
Talk about magnifying glasses.
Or sleeping with your eyes wide open.